
Good decission to leave on Thursday
Employee: goodmorning Sir, do you wanne join our "pool dance night" tonight?
Robert: nah don't think so. I can't dance, my 3rd leg is a bit stiff today.
Employee: ah no problem Sir, my wife gives very good and cheap massage. Okay?
Robert: hahahaha no thanks, now get lost!

Always a thrill to observe manta’s. Especially on 30 meters.
We have been slowly proceeding with our “Advanced” course. Finished 4 of the 5 modules and tonight we will have our last one. Night dive - always something special.
Not a lot of news from paradise. The sun keeps shining, the English keep getting drunk, the Italians keep being…….well what can I say? sort of homo’s, the Germans keep digging holes at the beach, the Chinese keep being all over the place without any clue - and the locals just keep laughing their asses off.

Ran into this 2 meter long beauty today
Employee: 勉強 あ 間 会い
Robert: are you trying to trick me into one of your lame evening programs?
Employee: 火を 受付 上半 は 会
Robert: go to hell!